Blasted woman.

So this is it, then.

[what is that sound? Is it....a laser?]

I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.... -

[Pan turns to bark into the communicator.]

The feathers given to you by the lady heron! They will serve as protection!

[laser noises. Are they coming from Pan? Oh my!]

One use only, unfortunately. If you find yourself ( Read more... )

Back to being droll again, I suppose.

[locked. 90% hackable.]
I'm not actually certain where the Captain was born. He tends to get somewhat senile when asked.

[locked. 70% hackable.]
I do know, however, that he enjoys birds very much. Of course, I do as well, but in a somewhat different manner.

[locked. 50% hackable.]Kage can play the erhu. I ( Read more... )

How amusing.

[locked to self. intentionally easy to hack.]

How delicious. Mmm, it makes me feel so nostalgic. Do keep it up, bipeds....